WHY DO I SEE EVERYTHING I DO AS A FAILURE/ POINTLESS?

You don't need school! How's your cage-fighting ability? Middling? Try the Gracie school for awesome beating the hell out of people! You'll get plenty of money, or maybe a subdural hematoma! You'll be like *pow* *powpow*, and they'll be all *awwww* *awwwsh*t*, and then you'll be on youtube!